18 5 / 2013
HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE
Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!!
NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE…
Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness.
However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously.
A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest.
A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again.
Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating.
The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911.
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PLEASE LISTEN - THIS IS FALSE INFORMATION AND VERY DANGEROUS. IF A DOCTOR DOESN’T TELL YOU TO START COUGH CPR, IT COULD LITERALLY KILL YOU. COUGH CPR IS ONLY A VALID MEDICAL PRACTISE IF YOU ARE SUFFERING FROM THE ‘RIGHT’ KIND OF HEART ATTACK.
http://www.snopes.com/medical/homecure/coughcpr.asp
From the American Heart Association: The American Heart Association does not endorse “cough CPR,” a coughing procedure widely publicized on the Internet. As noted in the 2010 American Heart Association Guidelines for Cardiopulmonary Resuscitation and Emergency Cardiovascular Care, “cough CPR” is not useful for unresponsive victims and should not be taught to lay rescuers.
http://www.heart.org/HEARTORG/Conditions/More/CardiacArrest/Cough-CPR_UCM_432380_Article.jsp
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18 5 / 2013
SO! Meta-ass has Heaven all to himself, now. His revenge is complete.
It’s a place he’s envisioned for thousands of years, a true paradise of his own making. But, he might have a few little problems didn’t foresee…
I think he’s gonna be looking at the new Team Free Heaven.
“Oh, shit.”
18 5 / 2013
Welcome to Tumblr.
Holy shit this is the most accurate post I have ever seen in my life
wait…this is a completely different gif set on my blog…
Reblog this and then check it on your Tumblr. Go on, do it.
omg HOW??
(Source: parasolpunk, via the-land-of-miny)
15 5 / 2013
whaddup, my name is Blenderdick Custardbath
Benchthis Chunkybap. Well.
Beachbody Cricketbat
Benadryl Cumberbatch..too much like his actual name. How about….Blubberbutt Thundermunch
Beachbody Thundermunch o____0
Blubberbutt Thundermunch oh yeah
Beachbody Calldispatch
Backitup Thundermunch - that sounds so dirty.
(Source: evayna, via avenging-demons-221b)
15 5 / 2013
I finally have WiFi again! Now I just have to figure out how to change the name of my network so I don’t have to search through all the different ‘Telia’ options for mine.
09 5 / 2013
NO
YES
do you ever just stop and look at a post and realize that these are actual people, doing actual things in actual places,
like your neighbor could be in their house right now, putting panty hose on their dog or making a cosplay or dancing around in a horse mask to put on a website for other actual people in other actual places to enjoy,
think i just blew my own mind,
(via reaperpuppet)
09 5 / 2013
'PARKS AND REC' RENEWED
“Parks and Recreation” has been renewed. Long live Pawnee!
BLESS
(Source: huffposttv)
09 5 / 2013
05 5 / 2013
i have less than three weeks to go until my finals, and i’m so stressed out, i have a fucking mouth ulcer. the first one i’ve ever had. all because i know that after this, i have no excuse whatsoever regarding employment. i HAVE to get a job. someone, please hire me.
04 5 / 2013
is nobody going to talk about this painting
i mean those men are just casually rIDING THEIR BEARDS NBD
never mind them, i’m more concerned about the guy kidnapping a woman with his beard
their moustaches are handle bars, omg
(via theboywhocried-dean)
04 5 / 2013
This was magical.
If you ever needed a reason to follow @TheDailyShow, this is it.
Here’s the original segment, in case you missed it.
(via stfuconservatives)
01 5 / 2013
Victor: I did something bad.
Echo: What did you do?
Victor: Nobody will tell me.#one day i’m going to make a tv show #and enver gjokaj will play all the main characters
dear enver gjokaj: please play me in the film of my life
The fact that Enver Gjokaj is not yet starring in EVERY TV SHOW is a genuine tragedy.
01 5 / 2013
I will make everyone who reblogs this a mix CD based on your blog
No limits, anyone who reblogs this gets the tracklist messaged to them.
Thank you, you’re a lovely person!
YOU ARE THE BEST PERSON EVER FOR COMING UP WITH THIS IDEA AND DOING IT.
I don’t think I’ll actually get one but it’s worth a shot
30 4 / 2013
can you imagine how amazing and mindblowing it would be to meet people who’ve lived for generations on a continent you didn’t know existed, full of food you’ve never tasted and weather you’ve never experienced, and who have languages and religions and cultures that aren’t in any way influenced by yours
that would be completely unbelievable and valuable beyond words
or, you know, you could kill them all and build colonies
This speaks volumes.
(Source: celeryandhummus, via the-quagmire-poet)
